Reasons why we should be included in Taylor Swifts’ circle of BFFs:
10) She’s funny. We’re funny. It’s a good fit.
9) She likes to give gifts. We like to receive gifts.
8) She likes jam. Coco works at a jam store.
7) Her other friends include Lena Dunham, HAIM, Karlie Kloss, Emma Stone, Gracie Gold, Jaime King. We would like to also meet those people.
6) She has a brother. We both have brothers.
5) She sings songs. We in return, jam to her songs non-stop in the car.
4) Jay-Z, Beyoncé and Justin Timberlake came to her birthday party. We also listen to them in the car.
3) She is sassy. Ditto for us.
2) She likes cookies. We like cookies.
1) We just think that it’s right, so it should probably happen.